Carpet
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It went something like this...
Carpet maker "Come sit down, have a beer, and I'll tell you how these are made"
Ross / Matt "Errrr, free beer... hmmm, ok..."
Carpet maker "Well, we start with ... <blah blah blah>"
After 15 minutes we run out of beer....
Ross / Matt <wish this guy would shut up... ffs, lets just find out how much it is so we can buy and leave> "So how much are these amazing carpets"
Carpet maker "Well, they are amazing quality <blah blah blah>" ... "$350 US for the tiny little one"
Ross / Matt "Mate, we don't even want a carpet, and we aren't going to pay $350 US so forget it.. cya"
Carpet maker "Well give me your best price then"
Ross - < I see the opportunity to run now > "Hell, i wouldn't even pay $75AUS for that"
Carpet maker "DEAL, but your fat mate needs to buy one as well...! "
Matt - <ffs I dont want a damn carpet, bloodly hell> "Yeah whatever, can we leave now...?"
Carpet maker <suckers..!>
Slight poetic licenses used :-)
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last modified 03/22/2007
